What the fuck?
I, like a zomillion others in the land, love me some Words With Friends. I’m not really that good at it but who gives a shit, right? It’s something to pass the time at work. I mean on the bus. I’m sure that I am not alone when it comes to the practice of trying each and every letter in your tray in a space to try and make a word that you know goddamn good and well isn’t a word at all.
I was having a round of this today while playing a game with my buddy Boris. I used the message feature to let her know that I thought it was complete and total bullshit that “elunodes” wasn’t a word. She thought it was an awesome word. She’s right. It is an awesome word.
Here are some other groups of letters that need to become official words that are added to the English language so that I can actually win one of these fucking games:
SINSUNIGH
EBFRUIT
LICERUF
BEVCROON
WEAPONUZEAL
GODUSHANK
DITUGREATS
DOWERUKRA
QUISBUTHAVER
BOBERFRUIT
So get on it, Internets! Come up with some definitions for these words and start a petition or something. And be quick about it because it’s my turn to play and this bitch is beating me. Again.
Cheers ~ SF
If you like playing WWF and enjoy winning, play me! My handle is SugarFree32 And if you play Scramble With Friends I would love to play a game with you because that shit is wicked fun. Hangin’ With Friends can go fuck itself.
Sugar Free Thoughts 
March 29th, 2012 at 3:11 pm
I swear, I think I’ve eaten a Boberfruit before… 😛
March 29th, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Isn’t that fun to say??? Boberfruit.
March 29th, 2012 at 4:18 pm
I soooo wanted weaponuzeal to be a word, too! And how can twat work, but slut and cuntbag don’t? That just ain’t right. And you kicked my ass, without the use of any of the awesomeness above. Well played, lady!
March 30th, 2012 at 9:16 am
Godushank. How can that not be a word????? Also, did you notice the tag “twat is a word but slut and cuntbag aren’t”?
March 29th, 2012 at 6:11 pm
Actually, a boberfruit is an off-white/tan melon with a pinkish-red nubbin on it that allows you to suck the juice out of it.
March 29th, 2012 at 7:54 pm
Max, you spelled it wrong. It’s booberfruit.
March 30th, 2012 at 9:17 am
Now I’m going to be saying booberfruit in my head all day. Thanks. No really, thanks!
March 29th, 2012 at 6:37 pm
No, you cant use words like that because our games are close enough as it is, well maybe, if I can too because damn, I get some shocking letters
March 30th, 2012 at 9:19 am
We DO have some close games, don’t we!
March 29th, 2012 at 7:16 pm
A friend of mine got all pissy because “grimoire” wasn’t considered a word, which I can understand since it *is* one, but he did this on the heels of my bitching about “francy” not being a word. Like he was better than me. The fuckface. (<— should also be usable)
March 30th, 2012 at 9:23 am
I must now think of ways to work “francy” in to conversations. Awesome word.
March 29th, 2012 at 8:53 pm
I’m pretty sure I heard “ditugreats” and “godushank” when I was a drunk college student. I may have even said those words myself, but I don’t remember…. Had too much of that boberfruit spodie.
March 30th, 2012 at 9:25 am
See??? If someone spoke them then they are words dammit!!
April 2nd, 2012 at 9:14 am
Fuck is always an acceptable word, Words With Friends. FUCK IS ALWAYS AN ACCEPTABLE WORD.
April 3rd, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Dammit WWF, listen to Nicki!!!!!
April 4th, 2012 at 11:59 am
I hate that vag is not a word. Also, are you playing Draw Something yet? Because I’m on there, too, making the world a better place.
I BELIEVE IT IS YOUR TURN, MISSY.
April 4th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
I do have Draw Something but only on my tablet. I’ll look you up. Sorry about my absence from WWF but I’m all involved [read: addicted] to Scramble With Friends with @WilsonRiles I love that game! Vag isn’t a word. Lame!