Internets….get ready for the craziest, foul-mouthed rant you’ve ever read on this blog. I think. At the end of it, just remember how much I heart you. For reals.
The Microsoft Tech Ready event is at my work a-fucking-gain and people that I work with are abusive dickheads that have no respect for the people they work with and I’m just about to the point where I’m actually going to tell the next person, be it a perfectly lovely and courteous one, or the biggest cunty faced whore, (my new favorite term) to fuck right hell off down the goddamn road and I really don’t even care if I get fired because I hate that soul sucking bastard of a job lately because I’m pretty sure “management” has pissed off my favorite person, who happens to be my supervisor, so badly that she is going to quit and leave me even more fucked than I already am so I’m all pissed off and ready to cry even though I am NOT A FUCKING CRYER so I decided to watch some Deadliest Catch to unwind with a cocktail and it just had to be the episode where they spread Captain Phil’s ashes and all the boats were so close together that it was just too much for my fragile (did I just refer to something about me being fragile???) psyche to handle and I thought I may just crumble and start actually fucking crying and my beautiful Murphy dog came up and stuck his nose through my arm that was supporting my head to give me some comfort that only a dog can do and I actually shoved him away and now I feel even worse because as a non-judgemental, all loving being that just wanted to comfort me I made him feel like he did something wrong.
If you have ever just been fed the fuck up with shit….listen to this and read the lyrics. It may mean different things to different people, but right now…..this is how I feel.