I’m not diabetic. I do not have a sugar allergy or intollerance. I do not have even the slightest aversion to sucrose. In fact, I love sugar. Sugar Free is just a nickname Bruce gave me when we first met. Even I can’t recall exactly why he chose those words. I think it must have had something to do with my (cough cough) colorful vocabulary. Basically meaning that there was nothing sugary about me. Yeah, I’m a gem. Anyway, it stuck. He still calls me that to this day….
Me: “I love you baby”
Bruce: “I love you too.”
Me: “How come?”
Bruce: “Because you’re my Sugar Free baby.”
Bruce: “And because you don’t smell horrible.”