Oh hello, Internets. Internets??? Hello?
Fuck. I’m talking to myself now aren’t I? I’m not surprised. I’ve really let this place go. I wouldn’t want to come here either.
Well I’m here now. And I feel like just by doing this; you know, showing up, I could maybe get inspired to produce some poorly written, profanity laden bullshit once again. And maybe I’ll make people laugh again. HA! I’m such a dreamer.
You see, when I last posted I told you about my promotion that was totally getting in the way of me wasting time at work. Well, I wasn’t kidding and neither were the demanding hours and tear-inducing stressors that came along with the extra $0.0003 an hour. Yay for climbing the corporate ladder!
Anywhooo… I lost my inspiration for this blog but found myself having fun with my photo blog. But that’s not all…
I knew what I wanted to write about for my next post here (when was the last time I posted here? May 17thish?) Fuck. Now I just look lazy. But wait! I can explain!
I wanted to post about when I got my titties on Tommy Lee’s Titty-Tron at a Motley Crue concert
last Thursday a few years ago. And I had some fabulous photos to accompany said post. So, I delayed the writing until I had time to find the photos.
Then I got the boxes of photos out of the basement.
Then I found time to look through the photos but got distracted by pictures of my dad’s striped pants that he wore at my parent’s wedding reception.
Then I found a picture for my post! But it was just one and I knew I had more and I needed more for my post!
Then I received notice that my domain name was due to expire if I didn’t renew it and I had a come to
Jesus boxed wine moment.
Do I really want to let this thing die? Do I?
The answer is no.
So I’ll find those pictures for the post about my titties or I won’t.
Either way I’ll be making more of an effort to do what I love with this site which is to assault your delicate senses, Internets. HA! Delicate!!! AS IF!!!
Now here’s a picture of me sitting at my computer paying pills while wearing my mom’s wedding veil to show you how serious I am.
Cheers ~ SF