Babble Babble Bitch Bitch

Oh, hey Internets ….ummm…. what’s happening?  How ya doin’?  What?  Don’t look at me like that!  I came back didn’t I?  I’m here!  I’m alive! 

OK, OK.  Let me explain, will you? 

Life.  It’s a soul-sucking bastard sometimes, isn’t it?  For the past five months I feel like it’s been one shit-storm after another.  Not just with my personal life, which I have dumped all over this blog, but now with my job as well.  I swear every time I turn around more shit is landing in my lap; more responsibilities, more pressure and of course more stress.  Now, this is not meant to be a ‘I hate my job rant’ – not at all.  Because, for the most part, I really do enjoy and appreciate my job.  But that doesn’t mean that every now and then I don’t start feeling like I just might throat-punch the next poor mother-fucker who crosses my path.  Am I alone on this?

Anyway, that’s where I’ve been lately; busy, sad and stressed.  So, instead of a well thought out, heartfelt post, I’m just going to throw some random bullshit out there from the last few weeks and then go sit in a corner and think of what to do about this poor, neglected piece of the interwebs.  And cry.  Yeah, I’ll probably cry too. 

So, after weeks and weeks of mad scrambling to get through two of our biggest events back-to-fucking-back, I was asked to fly to Philadelphia for some corporate training last week.  Sure, why not?  Holy shitballs, Internets.   It was fucking exhausting!  If you ever find yourself having to fly from the west coast to the east coast and right back again, bring some prison-grade sedatives with you or you will never get any sleep.  Trust me on this. 

I got a new coffee maker.  It’s a Tassimo and I fucking love it so hard, Internets.  It makes the best, creamy, frothy, caffeinated goodness and the coffee disks are delivered magically every month right to my doorstep.  Now it’s just uncomfortable when I get to my office and Keurig sits there looking at me, wondering why I don’t use him anymore.  Because you’re lame Keurig!  I was just using you until something better came along, and guess what?  It did.  Also, K-Cups is a stupid name.  It sounds like some irregular bra size.

The Giants won the Super Bowl!  Yayah!!  It’s not so much that I’m a crazy-cakes  Giants fan but when the team that is your true love [Denver Broncos] and the team that you are geographically obligated to be a fan of [Seattle Seahawks]  aren’t in the game, you have to pick someone, right?  Besides, my family is from New York and my Auntie loves her Giants and knowing their win makes her happy makes me happy.

My birthday is coming up!!!!  But you knew that didn’t you?  The first time you found my blog you saw it on my banner and you made a birthday advent calendar to mark the days until ‘Heather turns 37 but still acts like she’s 12 day’ didn’t you?  That’s why I love you, Internets.  You’re thoughtful like that.

I got a new camera and I’m loving it.  It’s a Nikon Coolpix L120.  It came with a lens cap and a neck strap so you know it’s fancy.  But not so fancy that it confuses the shit out of me if you know what I mean.  So maybe you’ll start seeing more pictures here on SFT!  I mean pictures I took myself, not ones I ripped off from the interwebs. 

Bruce and I bought the camera on our way out-of-town Friday for a little beach getaway.  Not for those kinds of weekend getaway photos you pervs!   We went to Kalaloch Lodge up on the coast because it’s one of the properties that the company I work for manages so I got a smokin’ deal on a cabin.  Yay corporate discounts! 

So, my friends, I’ll leave you with a few pics from the amazingly beautiful Pacific Coast.  Enjoy!

                         (click photos to biggen and make more awesome)

 

The Bruce. He walks on water. Or on sand at low tide. Either way...

Look how thoughtfully I gaze at the ocean.

The Murphy Dog checking out a washed up buoy.

Seriously....am I not the next Ansel Adams?

That white shit is sea foam, not snow. In case you were wondering. Because you know my ass wouldn't be on a beach with snow, right?

There's a driftwood issue here. I hope these aren't radioactive asshole trees from Japan.

Crashing wave pictures on rocks require patience. Or you just click click click click until you get one. Guess which method I used.

The Murphy Dog has big fucking feet, yo.

Coolest. Footbridge. Ever.

Seriously. The drift wood.

 

Cheers ~ SF

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22 responses to “Babble Babble Bitch Bitch

  • Natasha

    I’m trying to convince Hubs to hit Kalaloch Lodge this summer. Do you have any more photos? And yes, the pups has some GINORMOUS paws! All kidding aside, it’s great to hear from you. I hope you are slowly working through the fog and start to see some sunshine soon. Hugs!

    • Heather aka Sugar Free

      Oh Boris! It is really awesome and fucktastically gorgeous! Tell Hubs it is a MUST SEE…..after seeing me obviously. Of course I have more photos….I had a new camera and I thought I was Ansel! It’s great to be writing (or attempting it) again. The fog – it is lifting….slowly.

      • Natasha

        I’ve been Ansel in my back yard lately. I need some PNW scenery! We’ll probably be up there the first week of July, if you’re around. I’m going to use your photos to convince him we need to head out to the OP too. Just keep keeping on, girl. It will get better-ish, over time. : )

  • Mayor Gia

    Sorry you’re so stressed right now! HAPPY BIRTHDAY in advance!

    • Heather aka Sugar Free

      OH MY FUCKING SHIT I LOVE MY BIRTHDAY SO MUCH!! Ahem. I’m Irish and my special day is the day after St. Paddy’s Day! How could I NOT get excited about it? And the stress? Fuck it. Cocktails cure it at the end of the day, amirite????

  • Brandon, The Ho from Idaho

    I love the photo commentaries, especially the white shit on the beach.

    Sorry for the throat-punchiness!

    • Heather aka Sugar Free

      Throat-punchiness is a given in life. Lucky for some of the people I work with there are cameras EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE!!!!

  • AccordingtoJewels

    Loving the photos! Great job! It just reminds me how badly I need a new camera. So sorry about the stress but I like to make myself feel better by saying…at least i’m alive to feel it. Of course that’s straight up horse shit…but still.

    • Heather aka Sugar Free

      Thank Jewels! Getting a new camera will make you all happy-in-the-pants! And you are so right….I’m alive to feel it. That, my friend, does not suck.

  • Hed

    Missed you! That first pic is bad ass. Well, they all are. And trust me, you’re not the only 30ish year old to go ape shit on your birthday. It’s all about you, bitch!

    Hed

  • Vinny C

    Glad to see you’re still around. I know exactly what you mean about work stress. Been having my fair share.

    P.S. For K-cups, look up Japanese bikini models. Seriously, there must have been some radiation in the water there a long time ago to produce those.

  • Mynx

    Gorgeous pics, gorgeous boots and yay for your birthday.
    I havent missed you because you and I continue to battle. (thank god the current game is nearly done)
    Hugs beautiful lady

    • Heather aka Sugar Free

      That seriously has to be one of the most frustrating boards that I have ever had the displeasure of being a part of! Hugs back at ya, buddy!

      • Mynx

        It was an absolute shocker, at least we are onto a new game now for you to beat me at

        • Heather aka Sugar Free

          Ha! I like playing with you because I feel like we are on a somewhat even playing field/level….whatever. I’m pretty sure if I looked at our game history I have had my ass handed to me by you on several occasions!!

  • Nicki

    FUCK YEAH you’re the next Ansel Adams!

  • kage

    yay! my girl is back! not that i missed you or anything like that but i TOTALLY did and i’m so glad to see you in bloggieland again and getting back to yourself and your regular fabulousness and oh my god your dog’s footprint is bigger than my ass and i love you, welcome back 🙂

    • Heather aka Sugar Free

      Kage! I’m getting there! Because oh my fucking shit the last few months have fucked my world but thanks for TOTALLY missing me because you know my Irish ass missed YOU being as how you are my internet girlfriend even if I’m not yours but since you said you loved me I just assumed and it was really fun having a run-on-sentence chat with you! I love you too girl!

      • Heather aka Sugar Free

        Fuck. I forgot to say how I thought for sure YOU would recognize and appreciate the title of this post, Mrs. Manson!!!

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