Oh, hey Internets ….ummm…. what’s happening? How ya doin’? What? Don’t look at me like that! I came back didn’t I? I’m here! I’m alive!
OK, OK. Let me explain, will you?
Life. It’s a soul-sucking bastard sometimes, isn’t it? For the past five months I feel like it’s been one shit-storm after another. Not just with my personal life, which I have dumped all over this blog, but now with my job as well. I swear every time I turn around more shit is landing in my lap; more responsibilities, more pressure and of course more stress. Now, this is not meant to be a ‘I hate my job rant’ – not at all. Because, for the most part, I really do enjoy and appreciate my job. But that doesn’t mean that every now and then I don’t start feeling like I just might throat-punch the next poor mother-fucker who crosses my path. Am I alone on this?
Anyway, that’s where I’ve been lately; busy, sad and stressed. So, instead of a well thought out, heartfelt post, I’m just going to throw some random bullshit out there from the last few weeks and then go sit in a corner and think of what to do about this poor, neglected piece of the interwebs. And cry. Yeah, I’ll probably cry too.
So, after weeks and weeks of mad scrambling to get through two of our biggest events back-to-fucking-back, I was asked to fly to Philadelphia for some corporate training last week. Sure, why not? Holy shitballs, Internets. It was fucking exhausting! If you ever find yourself having to fly from the west coast to the east coast and right back again, bring some prison-grade sedatives with you or you will never get any sleep. Trust me on this.
I got a new coffee maker. It’s a Tassimo and I fucking love it so hard, Internets. It makes the best, creamy, frothy, caffeinated goodness and the coffee disks are delivered magically every month right to my doorstep. Now it’s just uncomfortable when I get to my office and Keurig sits there looking at me, wondering why I don’t use him anymore. Because you’re lame Keurig! I was just using you until something better came along, and guess what? It did. Also, K-Cups is a stupid name. It sounds like some irregular bra size.
The Giants won the Super Bowl! Yayah!! It’s not so much that I’m a crazy-cakes Giants fan but when the team that is your true love [Denver Broncos] and the team that you are geographically obligated to be a fan of [Seattle Seahawks] aren’t in the game, you have to pick someone, right? Besides, my family is from New York and my Auntie loves her Giants and knowing their win makes her happy makes me happy.
My birthday is coming up!!!! But you knew that didn’t you? The first time you found my blog you saw it on my banner and you made a birthday advent calendar to mark the days until ‘Heather turns 37 but still acts like she’s 12 day’ didn’t you? That’s why I love you, Internets. You’re thoughtful like that.
I got a new camera and I’m loving it. It’s a Nikon Coolpix L120. It came with a lens cap and a neck strap so you know it’s fancy. But not so fancy that it confuses the shit out of me if you know what I mean. So maybe you’ll start seeing more pictures here on SFT! I mean pictures I took myself, not ones I ripped off from the interwebs.
Bruce and I bought the camera on our way out-of-town Friday for a little beach getaway. Not for those kinds of weekend getaway photos you pervs! We went to Kalaloch Lodge up on the coast because it’s one of the properties that the company I work for manages so I got a smokin’ deal on a cabin. Yay corporate discounts!
So, my friends, I’ll leave you with a few pics from the amazingly beautiful Pacific Coast. Enjoy!
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Cheers ~ SF