Internets, I’ve become a cryer. It’s annoying. Not as annoying as this Cryer…
…but annoying nonetheless.
I guess it’s just part of the “grieving process” but really, it’s getting out of hand. Yesterday my co-worker told me a funny story about her gyno busting her trying to take a picture of her underwear in the exam room (don’t ask) and I was all smiles and chuckles, but when I turned to go back to my office, a chipped tile or the snack machine or some random thing made the goddamn waterworks start. It’s nothing new to me, after all, I went through the same bullshit when Bob died and oh-my-fucking-shit-it’s-been-almost-two-years!!!!
I better just get to the point of this post before I lose my shit and can’t type anymore.
Wait, what was my point?
Oh yeah, a list. Here’s an exhaustive list of things that have made me cry recently. I won’t tell you which ones made me teary because of recent happenings and which ones made me cry just because they are.
~ Raisin Bran
~ Ozzy Osbourne
~ A homeless guy with one shoe
~ Key Limes
~ The word ‘Occupy’
~ The Colonial Pen Life Insurance commercial
~ A missing button
~ Rain (Shut it. I know I live in Seattle)
~ A calendar
~ Prince’s Purple Rain (I know, WTF?)
~ The overly gay guy from that Expedia commercial
~ Every person who has asked me where I’ve been for the last month (I’ve decided to start telling people that I was in jail or maybe getting gender reassignment surgery.)
~ The letter ‘K’
~ My paycheck
~ Mick Jagger
~ Christmas shit
Also, I’m on the Google+ now so I suspect I’ll have something else to make me cry very soon. Happy fucking Holidays, everyone!
Slainte ~ SF