Oh Internets.  Sad times are upon me and  I’m taking a leave of absence of sorts from this blog for a bit.  A tragedy has befallen my family and I am simply not myself right now and am in no mood to be the funny, snarky, foul-mouthed Heather that usually resides on this little piece of the Interwebs.   As a matter of fact, I really just want to be “kick-a-cunty-whore’s-ass” Heather, but that really wouldn’t make things better for anyone, right?  Right? 

 Hopefully, everything will turn out ok (oh-my-fucking-shit-I-need-it-to-all-be-ok) and I can write about it here one day, but for now, I just can’t. In the mean time I’ll be missing all of you fuckers.   And as Jerry Springer would say, “Take care of yourselves and each other.”

Ciao for now ~ SF

 p.s. ~ This isn’t about my cat.



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12 responses to “L.O.A.

  • Maxwell (@MisanthropyBlog)

    I heard about the story from the internet gods. Sorry to hear and I hope it all really does work out!

  • Jewels

    I’m so sorry that things are rough for you right now but I totally understand needing to take a break. Selfishly I hope it isn’t too long but you take as much time as you need and I’ll be here when you get back. You know my email if you need it! 🙂 Hugs.

  • Natasha

    I don’t want to live in a world where you aren’t blogging. But I will. For a little while. Then I’m gonna harass you about it. : ) Hang in there, girl. #clubbabyseals is here for you!

  • Rudy Flores

    Sorry to hear about your bad times, if you need to use us just remember the penguin elite will be there just in case you need to kick a cunty whores ass! If it makes you feel any better, YOU ROCK LIKE NEW SOCKS! as you well know new socks are the greatest gift the gods could bestow!

  • Vinny C

    Really sorry that you’re going through some tough times. Hope things do work out. We’ll be here waiting for you to get back.

  • Katy Anders

    I’ll be around whenever you get back…

    But don’t be afraid to lay heavy stuff on us.
    Dark, dark, horribly awful entries balance out the light-hearted stuff anyway. Make us work for it.

    Seriously, though – I wish you strength to make ti through whatever you’re going through…

  • MonsteRawr

    I’m sending happy cotton candy and vodka thoughts your way! We’ll be here when things are better!

  • becca

    so sorry to hear about your troubles hope things get better ..hugs

  • kage

    hey heather, i hope that you are okay. we love you and will be waiting for you when you come back!

  • bruce

    you are in my thoughts and prayers…
    i will miss you but wish you only positive energy and good things…
    i totally understand the need for family first.

    Bruce and Tucker

  • Liza Day

    Hey Heather,

    I’ve been out of pocket for a little while and came back to find you missing. My heart sank when I read your post. I’m sending good thoughts your way and keeping my fingers crossed and going out to get some chicken feet and squirrel heads to make a potion and whatever else I can think of to make things ok for you. Hang in there my friend!


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