Hey, remember that one time, when I was illiterate and misread an address label and came up with an awesome new word and you fell so in love with that word that you worked it in to conversations, blogged about it and hashtagged it nonstop on Twitter for like three goddamn weeks?
Remember?
http://sugar-free-thoughts.com/2011/08/25/ive-been-published/
Well, I had a coffee mug made with that sweetness on it. Don’t ask me how much I paid for it either, because it was a ridiculous amount for a fucking coffee mug.
Anyway, I was totally going to keep it for myself, but then I thought I would try not being a selfish bastard and give that awesome mug away to one of you.
That’s right; a giveaway. And don’t fret, Internets, there aren’t 32,000 rules for you to enter this thing either. Just leave a comment telling me that you want it. That’s it. I don’t have the time or energy to be tracking and tallying new subscribers to this blog or followers on Twitter and I don’t use the Facebook because that shit is the devil so, yeah. Just leave a comment and I’ll draw a name from a cocktail glass or something. Then you can sip your morning beverage; whether it be coffee, tea or a Manhattan, with a Wangworthy mug everyday.
Now let’s admire my awesome photography skills with some pictures I took at my desk 5 minutes ago because I don’t do anything work related when I’m at the office earning a paycheck.
If you’re a chick, you could take a sharpie and add in “I’M” in front of wangworthy. Or, if you’re a guy you could add “YOU’RE” and hand it to your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/random-from-previous-night-at-the-bar.
I’ll draw the winner on September 16th. Good luck!
Cheers! – SF
September 8th, 2011 at 8:23 am
Since I would like to consider myself fairly wangworthy, and I’m proud of your accomplishment, I want it.
September 19th, 2011 at 2:34 pm
Fuck!!! This comment went to my spam thinger and I didn’t find it until today!!! How dare this blog not recognize you as awesome and legit!!! I shall punish it harshly for you!!
September 8th, 2011 at 8:24 am
OK seeing as I’m the one that told a cop that she was #wangworthy I feel like I deserve this. I also used Wizard sleeve in the same conversation and almost got arrested. I win.
September 8th, 2011 at 1:04 pm
That truly is some epic badassness. You do win…..my undying devotion. <;-\
September 8th, 2011 at 8:40 am
If I win, I’ll try and track down Dotty Wang and give it to her. (No, no I won’t. I’ll give it to my super-hot husband.)
September 8th, 2011 at 1:05 pm
Oh my god, you still track down Dotty Wang and at least SHOW it to her!!
September 8th, 2011 at 10:58 am
If I win, I will turn it into a sex noise.
September 8th, 2011 at 1:07 pm
The word or the mug???
September 8th, 2011 at 11:55 am
If I win, I”ll use it to drink coffee from.
No, seriously…I won’t even use it in an imaginative, creative or hilarious manner. I’m just gonna drink coffee from it.
I DO tend to drink a lot of coffee though, so there’s that at least~!
September 8th, 2011 at 1:08 pm
I have heard that coffee mugs are used for drinking coffee. Quite often in fact!! 🙂
September 8th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
As one of the originals in the conversation I feel I have total superiority…except for maybe Not the Hero. Hehe. I so want this. Love it. You are so selfless and amazing…have I told you how much I adore you and your writing?
Wait….this isn’t an ass kissing contest…ok….well I still want it.
September 9th, 2011 at 5:44 am
Dammit!! I totally should have made it an ass kissing contest!!
September 8th, 2011 at 4:23 pm
I’m not #wangworthy enough to be considered, I just had to say once more how awesome it is that you’re part of Urban Dictionary. I’ve learned more from UD than Google and Wikipedia combined. Well, more dirty stuff. I’m leaning toward NtH, for best use of the word involving a potential arrest. That shit could make for an awesome Law & Order episode.
September 9th, 2011 at 5:46 am
You ARE #wangworthy in my eyes!! Now, what the hell is wrong with my glass……
September 8th, 2011 at 6:11 pm
Im in the great San Diego blackout right now and instead of listening to the news im really craving a cool ass coffee mug! I must have it!
September 9th, 2011 at 5:54 am
Ahhhh…..San Diego. Drink it in, it always goes down smooth. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means “a whale’s vagina”.
I like to reply to comments with the assumption that every human being on earth has seen Anchorman, sooooooo…….
September 9th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
Yes… I LOVE LAMP!
September 8th, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Holy monkey grapes, I WANT IT!
September 9th, 2011 at 5:55 am
Holy shitballs!!! Who wouldn’t????? 🙂
September 9th, 2011 at 8:12 am
I’z wants it. My precious!
Pretty please! I promise to use it only for good, like drinking screwdrivers from it at 9AM at work.
September 10th, 2011 at 6:51 am
Oh my shit I love you.
September 9th, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Well its the morning after the great san diego blackout and I still really want a wangworthy coffee mug for my deliscious mugworthy drinks!
September 10th, 2011 at 6:53 am
You made it! I’ve never experienced a blackout. Wait, that’s not exactly true. Let me rephrase: I’ve never experienced a blackout that didn’t involve obscene amounts of vodka.
September 9th, 2011 at 5:41 pm
Holy shit…you made the urban dictionary? check you out! I think it would be awesome to have the wangworthy cup just so I could make tea in it. the act of “teabagging” something that says “Wangworthy” sounds like a perfectly perverted way to start your day!
September 10th, 2011 at 6:57 am
Rafa! Where ya been ya fuck???? I can just see you teabagging your mug and snickering to yourself. Love it!
September 9th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Also WTF? I can’t link you up to Blogger? shit aint right!
September 10th, 2011 at 7:00 am
What? Just past the url into your blogroll/follow thinger on your site. Or subscribe. Then drink a beer and shit will be right again.
September 9th, 2011 at 5:48 pm
I WANT TO BE WANGWORTHY.
I mean, who doesn’t?
September 10th, 2011 at 7:02 am
Who doesn’t, indeed!! And I’m just going to assume that your annonymous ass IS #wangworthy
September 9th, 2011 at 6:37 pm
Me I want it “jumping up and down”
September 10th, 2011 at 7:03 am
Hold on to your boobs when you jump up and down cuz that shit hurts!!
September 10th, 2011 at 12:46 am
how do you add the reply button to the comment box? I’ve been trying to get that for a while and don’t know how. please help.
September 10th, 2011 at 7:05 am
Ummmm……I don’t know how it got there. I certainly don’t recall doing anything special to get it. It was just…..there. I’m sorry I’m of no help.
September 10th, 2011 at 8:59 pm
My husband’s the coffee drinker! I’d so give him the cup and let him sort himself out! It’s awesome! #wangworthyisthebestwordeva
September 12th, 2011 at 8:42 am
Hahahaha! Let him sort himself out…….I love it!!
September 10th, 2011 at 9:46 pm
I want it, so that everyone will know that I my caffeinated beverage, and the person drinking it, is #wangworthy. ( I know you didn’t ask for a reason, but everyone else was doing it… and yes, I probably would jump off the bridge…).
Sunshine 🙂
September 12th, 2011 at 8:45 am
I love the reasons! But for fuck’s sake, don’t be jumping off of bridges!!!
September 10th, 2011 at 9:58 pm
Haha, that’s great!
September 12th, 2011 at 8:52 am
Isn’t it???
September 12th, 2011 at 6:29 am
We both want it. Simply so that if you announce us as the winner, you get the pleasure of watching us fight like children over it. I’m stronger, but he throws dirt, so it’s anyone’s game.
September 12th, 2011 at 8:51 am
Man, it’s not even like you guys share an apartment and can share it! If you guys win I’m going to feel compelled to get another one. Or I could just send one of you the #wangworthy mug and the other one that mug from my cupboard that I have no idea where it came from with the cat who loves fridays on it and wait for the hate mail.
September 12th, 2011 at 8:52 am
Thanks so much for the follow, it really means a lot to have someone as “wangworthy” as yourself as one of my Penguin Elite. You see, the Penguin Elite are my special arctic ninja fighting force that are here to save the world from the evils of non-randomness! So for this, I thank you! Your wangworthy-ness has reached levels of “awesomenisity” that few shall…
September 15th, 2011 at 12:41 pm
Awwww…..you’re making me blush!
September 15th, 2011 at 9:24 am
I want this mug like a fat kid wants pie.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:41 pm
Wow!! You REALLY want this mug! It would go great with your dinosaurs.