Oh my fucking christ, Internets! I have been neglecting you way too much lately, and for that, I apologize. It’s sooo not my fault, though. See, I usually do my blogging at work (shut up) and lately this place has been sucking my will to live in regards to all the shit they expect me to do. They act like we have some sort of agreement where I do work and in return they give me money. Ok, they do give me money, but it isn’t enough. And since my salary is so shitty, I’ve taken it upon myself to add my own personal compensation by way of napping, blogging and/or drinking heavily on the job. Yay me!
In my last post I spoke of my recent bout of blockage. The writing kind, not the intestinal kind. I’m working my way through it. I think. I also mentioned the freak fest that is SakuraCon thrusting (heh, I said thrusting) it’s way onto the downtown Seattle scene for the weekend. Now that I think about it, I do believe I promised photos. For once, I have kept my word, Internets.
I will apologize in advance for my shitty camera and photography skills.
SakuraCon people made ME feel like the weirdo in my high heels dress pants and suit jacket.
Hmmmm……Japanese school girls……
Umm……NOT Japanese school girls….
This guy is totally straight. I’m sure of it.
Ok, I was actually walking behind these guys before they stopped to do their super-awesome-not-weird-in-any-way pose, and the shirtless guy who looks like a 45 year old washed up porn star had the hairiest fucking back ever. Ew.
Uh huh. Ok.
This guy’s arms were nowhere to be seen. Inside the cube tweeking his own nipples, perhaps?
At this point I’m just wondering what the actual tourists were thinking. “Does Seattle celebrate Halloween at a different time than the rest of the world??”
And then there’s these two freaks…..wait. Nope, no. Sorry. Just some Red Hat Society ladies ladies thrown in the mix.
My, my, my! What a big key you have there! I wonder what it unlocks? No, on second thought, I don’t wonder at all. Now move along. I have a feeling something way more interesting is coming my way.
BINGO!
Believe it or not, I’m pretty sure this chick wasn’t with the conference. No, just some hot chick who put on a belt mistaking it for a skirt. I didn’t hear anyone complaining.
What’s this? She has wandered in to the bar I’m at. And at the table right next to mine! What luck!
Yes, I boldly snap close up pictures of random chicks asses all the time.
I hope you all enjoyed the weirdness. I know I didn’t.
Until next time,
Sugar Free Thoughts 
April 28th, 2011 at 10:45 pm
Am I showing my inner geek because I know who the character the guy with the key is dressed as?As for the plaid skirt, i guess we can be thankful she is wearng tights
April 28th, 2011 at 10:48 pm
BAHAHHAHAHA Thanks for that! I quite enjoyed the weirdness. Oh and those were definitely NOT Japanese school girls but the last chick. Was she a hooker?
April 28th, 2011 at 10:52 pm
Oh my is all I can say. I would have said something to quite a few of those people.
April 28th, 2011 at 10:56 pm
Very strange. Reminds me of a Halloween I spent in NYC once. Very freaky!!
April 28th, 2011 at 11:34 pm
The fact that that I can name some of those characters those people are dressed as makes me feel really geeky. Then I look at them all dressed up and I feel not so geeky anymore.
April 28th, 2011 at 11:35 pm
I as well know who the guy with the key is so we can be geeks together, Mynx.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:42 am
hmmm.. you either get out not enough.. or too much. In anycase.. man you sure did need to apologise for those photos. gack.
April 29th, 2011 at 12:46 am
Add me to the ones that can name some of those characters :OWish we could hang out at a bar sometime, maybe have you take some pics for me :pps this comment has been made with a screwdriver in hand.
April 29th, 2011 at 1:10 am
What were the red hat ladies doing? Don't they usually protest stuff? Or am I getting my old lady hat people mixed up?I can't believe you took pictures of that girl without her knowing. You perverted voyeur!!!! XD
April 29th, 2011 at 3:06 am
Wow!! Wow wow wow wow wow!!! Thank god for tights! 😐 😛
April 29th, 2011 at 9:35 am
when i finally stop laughing i'm sure i'll have a brilliant comment
April 29th, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Dying. I can't believe you managed to hold it together to snap pictures, but I'm thrilled you did.And that is A LOT of ass cheek.
April 30th, 2011 at 12:03 pm
I just have to say Really awesome post also great comments post… Now Foods
April 30th, 2011 at 9:50 pm
Sorry I'm so goddamn late to reply. I've been a busy girl!Mynx – To be honest I wish I had an inner nerd in regards to this conference. Some of the costumes were so good, but I didn't have anything to compare them to because I just didn't know what they were! So, who is that giant key guy?Ckrets – A hooker? Anything is possible, right?OT – "Oh my" is right, buddy!Barb – Isn't everyday kind of like Halloween in NYC? Or am I thinking of Atlantic City?Vinny – I didn't know quite how to feel in that mix.Barsola – Educate me!! Please!!!JD – You didn't like the chick at the end??Bobo – I would totally hang out at a bar with you, but I'm not allowed into Canada, eh. Screwdrivers! yay!!Rafa – Red Hat ladies? I don't know, man. Moi?? A Voyeur??? Ha! You love it! Admit it!Pencil – I know, right????Becca – Breathe!!!!!Suni – I'm wishing I would have ran video as I was leaving the building. Damn hindsight!!Salina – Thank ya!
May 1st, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Bahaha! Love these! The next time there is something like this in my town, I may go there just to take photos. Oh, and to feel small (gotta stroke my ego every now and then). I'm wondering about that guy wearing the box. How does he open doors?
May 9th, 2011 at 4:28 am
wearing random costumes when not at a "con" or in a parade/halloween is a dish best served with stinky kim chee.that said, thanks for taking pics of that woman who was OBVIOUSLY asking for the pics to be taken, if not by you- then anyone in ass-range.